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A Note About Site Access

Any requests for site access must be complete and well-considered. You must select the Access Request category and answer all of the additional questions. We take this process seriously; it’s not a formality to weed out bots. Apps with generic or non-conforming responses will be rejected without appeal, and access requests through any other category or mechanism will be denied.

In a nutshell, to gain admission, you must:

  1. Answer all the questions completely and thoughtfully, AND
  2. Demonstrate that you’re prepared to contribute meaningfully in the community by EITHER referring a specific member’s name who will vouch for you, OR hyperlinking us to existing accounts where we can verify your history and credibility, OR attaching screenshots attesting to the size/scope of your collection.

No offense, but we aren’t going to take your word for it. You get one chance to make a good first impression. Don’t blow it. We encourage you to read about FMBN Social first, and to check out our blog post about our content philosophy, before you apply.

For a good high-level Q&A, check out our blog post titled So, You Want In?

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