The Week in FMBN — 30 April 2020

And now we launch our weekly-ish community newsletter on the blog. Enjoy!

What’s New in Content

It’s been an interesting week on the content-contribution side of the site:

  • Artistic Gay & Erotic Massage: A collection of 15 erotic/ASMR gay massage videos remains open, with 3.4 GB online.
  • Athletes, Celebrities & Artists: Pro-athlete (mostly non-nude) stills to the image galleries, plus an Argentinian soccer player’s off-field exploits captured in a shared locker link.
  • Betty’s Bar and Dungeon: Some frank talk about coming out, reading lists, interesting sexual experiences, and transfolk on Grindr.
  • Bodybuilders & Muscle: A Spanish fitness model/PT, FTW. Plus a baited Spartan racer, a ton of still-image uploads from Baby Yoda, lockers for Nick B. and Brian J., and the closure of the Josh T. link.
  • Camwhores & InstaGays: Lockers galore — Julian J, Alex G, Joel K.
  • Kink, Trans & Horsehung: A link to a famous pro- and amateur-porn kinkster remains open. A new collection of 7 vids (1.2 GB) of various MTF/FTM trans sex scenes now graces the linklist.
  • Models & Influencers: A famous gay-baiting YouTuber has a secondary OnlyFans of hardcore straight sex, scraped for your enjoyment. Plus, Baby Yoda graced us with dozens of contributions to the still-image galleries. Zack shared some influencers while a link to a Filipino swim coach closed.
  • Ordinary & Unknown: JSL shares a special, never-before-seen locker of 33 guys who, 2008-2020, have sent him unsolicited face-and-dick pix. Plus, a few PornHub embeds and a locker for a baited club-lacrosse player.
  • Pornstars & Sex Workers: A new locker for a horsehung powerfucking Brit replaces a locker for a tatted Canadian twunk.
  • Selfie Stick: Discussions about being catfished.
  • Special Collections: A new locker of 48 videos (4.5 GB) of solo long-haired hotties, of all body types. Most are amateur. Nothing exclusive here; the value is in the curation.

Featured Whore of the Week

Remember Tyler Southwick (thisfooltyler)? That adorable late-2000s flexing dude? Turns out, life hasn’t been so easy for him.

Tyler, in his glory days.

Southwick was one of the early flex/muscle video guys, with a career running roughly 2007 to 2012. He doesn’t seem to have much of a presence anymore, but at one point he had a now-deleted YouTube channel and his own website. Southwick is based in Sacramento (per his Soundcloud account, which includes tat photos).

By 2013 he had lost most of his mass. In 2009 he had had the shit beat out of him outside a bar, as well as having the local trainers turn against him. Since then, he’s gotten inked up, including above the neck.

Online records reveal a series of arrests between 2014 and 2019 for multiple counts of drug possession, domestic violence, and warrants. He apparently got hooked on meth after he found some financial success from his modeling. He’s presently 35 but looks much older. A discussion thread (in which Tyler himself participated) established that Tyler never graduated high school and dated a lesbian for five years.

Moral of the story: Just say no to drugs. Let’s see if the new crop of “it boys” flaunting their muscles and their OF dollar bills take the hint.

JSL’s Tipline

Beware links in Telegram groups. This week, LPSG banned sharing Telegram links publicly given how toxic/bad they are. They’re often filled with people who lurk without sharing, or offer spam links to things like child-porn Discord servers. As a rule, if people want to sell you material or allege they have rare content but they’re not willing to prove it, assume you’re dealing with a scammer and move along.

Notes from the Staff 

A few items of note:

  • The site experienced roughly 10 minutes of planned downtime this week while JSL engaged in routine platform updates and server security patching.
  • The new audit regime (one locker per content group per week) takes effect starting May 1.
  • Ivana and JSL have been dropping the FMBN recruitment flyer into various places, including some Telegram and Discord groups. We’ve been hearing that “it’s too hard” to apply because there are, like, questions and shit. Which means that the up-front screening of obvious bad-faith leechers seems to be working as planned.
  • Welcome back to member Blip.
  • Ivana is still a whore.

Stay safe, healthy, and sexually satisfied out there.

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